Friday, August 05, 2005

rejecting the noodly appendage

everyone knows that this is not the true visage of the maker of all. for one, there are too many tentacles. for two, there is no eggplant.

there cannot be a maker of all if its artificial orifice (its ortifice?) is not filled with eggplant.

We have 10,000 pages of material written 10 minutes ago that proves this.

and, despite the unbelievers who attempt to victimize us, we believe, and we are not alone.